If adam was vietnamese, will he eat the snake instead?

I mean, Adam was prolly like "holy filiping Christ dude, a talking snake，must eat it so I can grow its power, I love snakes man", then we don't have to be punished because some of us stole some apple back in the days, no more nailing dudes on the cross so we can be saved stuff, imagine how many time we can save if we have a VietnAmese Adam